Saturday 29 January 2011

It's only forever, not long at all

Hello there blog, and hello blog fans and followers!

It's been a while, of that I am aware, I just haven't had the compulsion to write... Let me rephrase that... I have had the compulsion to write, but I've just found myself hindered by two little stumbling blocks. One of which being my inability to type whilst my laptop is, oddly enough, on my lap. The second being unable to prioritise my thoughts for this blogs chosen subject; Live after death, Heaven and Hell, and in general, my thoughts on "The Meaning of Life".

Some may holler "How mundane!", some may be curious, some may even lambaste me for my blasphemous beliefs, but I shall trudge on regardless and for really only one reason... Someone asked me to blog on this subject, and given that I have very specific views on the subject, I thought "Why the hell not!".

First of all let's just set some details out, a kind of map so to speak. One that we can keep referring to if along the way we get a little sidetracked. Planet Earth/Terra/Gaia that we live on, and all of our individual lives, I consider to be "Hell". My beliefs on Heaven will be touched upon later, but for the time being we'll focus on Hell.

Anybody who claims to have had an easy life is either a hermit on a desert island who knows no better, or a goddamn liar. Life is meant to hard, it's Gods little test for us to prove that we are worthy enough to enter his "Great Kingdom". All of life's trials and tribulations are his little way of testing our resolve and our patience. Heaven is like an exclusive club. We all trudge through our lives, living them to the best of our means, or worst as we see fit, but at the end of it all our souls are assessed.

What happens to the unworthy? Simple, they are reincarnated. They must do it all over again. Who has ever heard of someone who believes that they were something nondescript in a past life? I haven't! People always believe that they were Hitler, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun and the like. Do you hear of people once upon a time being a humble farmer or Marie Curie or Leonardo Di Vinci?

What about the easy way out? Suicide? Nope, back to day one, reincarnation. You have to see out an entire life, after all Heaven is an exclusive club, we can't just waltz in wearing jeans, trainers, bleeding wrists and a noose, you'd bring the image of the place down.

*this is incomplete*